Sure, it’s a lot slower than sending a sub-space message, but your family, friends and fellow Trek fans will certainly appreciate a handwritten letter when it’s on this classic Trek stationery, featuring five different designs depicting your favorite moments from the Original Series.

Space-age fold-and-mail technology eliminates the need for an envelope — just write your letter, moisten the edges, fold on the dotted lines and apply a primitive form of Earth revenue called a “postage stamp.”